Friday, July 25, 2008

Hmmm....

OCD: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I think I have when it comes to my children's clothing and eating. Sure, there are plenty of organization skills I'm completely lacking in, but when I see food fall on clothing leaving a stain behind, I think I actually have heart palpitations. Well, maybe not, but it's close.
Yes, it's so bad that I even resorted to putting our boys in *PINK* bibs this week. The blue ones were in the washing machine, blueberry pancakes were on the menu, it just happened. I'm sure someday, I'll probably have a boy in therapy for why he feels the need to dress like a girl. The scarring I'm doing to their masculinity...
So, if you happen to be one of those people who get kicks out of giving kids in light colored clothing hunks of chocolate that are just enough bigger than their mouth to ensure a proper amount of brown drool--think again! This momma will hunt you down all the way to Chinatown. Then I'll probably spray you down with the best stain remover I can find...I can't help it...it's just a disorder...
By the way, these same sweet boys sure gave a wonderful welcome to some visitors at church that we had lunch with on Sunday. We were all chatting and the boys were quietly enjoying some rice when McClain looked up at the man and said, "BOOBIES!" I know who taught him this word and I'd hunt them down too, except it was a four years old... After Cody finished his discipline session with McClain, Carson proceeded to shout out, "SHAKE YOUR BOOBIES!" Again, thank you four-year from church...augh! I'm pretty sure we may never see those visitors again, and I'm also pretty sure our boys will make some sort of "You'll never guess what the pastor's sons said to us" type of story. awesome. just what we were hoping for. *sarcasm*

Well, that's all the meandering thoughts for today. Have a great weekend!

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