Suave

 Oh yes, I am sooo suave.

I stayed right on track with my schedule and to-do list today.

Supper was ready on time.

We completed Cloe's reading homework together.

Special cookies were made and displayed 

all pretty on the platter

ready to take to the PTO meeting tonight.

I was ready and headed out the door right on time,

all pulled together and ready for grown-up conversations.

Mmmm...suave.

Then it happened:

I thought I could just squeeze myself and my cookie platter in between the closely parked cars in the garage.

I slid in the front seat and saw one cookie slip out from under the plastic wrap.

I quickly grabbed it and put in the cup holder and sealed the plastic wrap better.

Catastrophy averted...I thought.

Still suave.

I drove to the school and walked into the meeting ready to share my treats.

Then I noticed this:

Nothing says suave like having a frosting leaf imprint on your bum from the unknown stray cookie that slipped out!